*Protagonist explains what's going to happen. Usually, the brilliant story template is the following: The show doesn't really show much display of plot, as many philosophers and Theoretical Quantum God Physicists have repeatedly concluded. The show usually involves peace and love, something Communist China has used for the past couple of days due to these "United Nations" people bitching about Glorious and flawless China being a "Humanitarian disaster". younger and she supports the pedophile movement. Kai-Lan suffers from some crazy disease that makes her look about 2 decades younger. She is usually seen wearing the late Alexader McQueen's rejected designs ( Washing machines, dried up snot, Barney costumes, string, piles of bloody stool etc.) Kai Lan's sanity is frequently questioned. Her house arrest was extended 5 additional days. Five hours in, she killed 2 of her butlers. Since she was in China and a celebrity, the judge sentenced her to house arrest for 3 days. In 2007, after accidentally exposing herself in public, she bought a seven million dollar car that she crashed into a bus of mentally and physically disabled children, instantly killing them all. She immediately became a hit among the drooling mongoloid audience and was shot into super stardom. Karen threatened Kai-Lan with jailtime if she didn't act as the protagonist in her show, because, in China, you get to jail whoever you want to, provided you have the status. In fact, it's irrelevant to even mention it. We don't know why he claims this, for it is irrelevant beyond belief. Ol' Pedo claims not to have been soliciting candy bars. In 2004, Karen Chau's brother, Dirty ol' Pedo, discovered her on a street corner. Her childhood was one of squaller and clichés.Īfter being released from the Chinese prison the following year, she was too broken to live in contemporary society. Or maybe this is all a lie and I really am a schizophrenic loony-bin patient. There is a violent dispute over the veracity of her original name, causing many riots in Disgusting Taiwan. Kai-Lan was born in '85 as 该死女孩, meaning "Nothing Obscene". “ And I said my fucking characters were sick!” This science is also non-existence, due to digging creating relatively non-threatening rifts in the space-time continuum, which has quarks, atoms, and molecules made of acid based paper, which disappears after a frame. Most people just apply Psychology to this. This science is very early in development, due to the sentience of everything in the sky. 你永远不会得到这个 also suggested that people are "written" with a basic and very flexible set of character traits. Many Buddhists believe this, due to Geologists finding out that nearly everything is hand drawn. Carl Sigmund Freud Jung's book,你永远不会得到这个, theorized that maybe all of life is scripted, based on it's terrible writing. The population's psychology is based on Cause and Effect. Since it's China, they just plain work so the government and the upper-class can make billions of dollars. Koalas,Pandas, Humans, Tigers, Hippos, Rhinos, etc.
#Ni hao kai lan professional#
No one really knows, but the professional assumes they're Chinese. However, 10.237% believe that it is real.įascinatingly, a large percent of the population is asexual. Scientists have since disproved this, since 97.62% of the land mass is cheap Chinese lead based paint. There is a cultural and social rift between those who think that is drawn and that it is real. Plant life seems to be completely self-sustaining, and always looks beautiful and youthful. In hiding, the Shemale Kike-manians kick around a ball of dirt and hardened cow splooge. Malaria is rampant and the average age is 43. Since Glorious China has banned ease, fun, or aesthetics there is no modern technology. The citizens have absolutely no say in this.Ĩ9.766% are completely irreligious, with 36% Buddhist and 74% Taoist. This is composed of a small council that is entirely appointed by the current head of the Ministry Of Truth, Fidel Castro.
#Ni hao kai lan full#
It's just like China: full of xenophobes who take massive amounts of shit from the government. Since Shemale Kike-Man Land is in China, there is no real culture to speak of. The remaining are Breatharians, which have a very short life span and are also very stupid. Since everything is sentient, 89.766% of Shemale Kike-Manians are Vegans, which they put on the same level of Carnivorism. Most of the food is similar, if not the exact same, to ours. Which is why the denizens of Shemale Kike-Man are incredibly stupid and crazy. Since The Sun is always awake, people are always awake. For example, The Sun is a living being that needs to be yelled at for it to wake up. The world of Shemale Kike-Man is mostly populated by sentience. So, in actuality, it's "Shemale Kike-Man" "Hao" is Arabic for "He" or "Man" "Kai" is "Ki", which is a shortened version of " Kike". "Ni" is a shortened version of "Nee'" meaning "She".